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kevin
Crazy , Christmas Story.
“she speaks really fast” said max.
Bharath –yep (twinkle in eyes)
Max-“ we crave leave to refer and rely upon” it took me 1.53 seconds to complete the sentence, she takes 1.42 ..!
Bharath – Yes
Max- its hot man its sexy te way she speaks (taking a cigarette puff), very much addictive..
Bharath – haan
Both looking at each other with an expression YES
Bharath- (silence of few seconds) but u know she is very sincere about her relationship
Max- Did I say she’s not
Bharath - (silence) You cant approach her te way you are thinking
Max- when did I say I am going to approach her
***
Bench
Gal- so what do you write ?
Max- i write whatever comes to my mind
Gal – like ?.. what did u wrote last ?
Max- last ? i don remember , i wrote long long back....
Max- (silence... , looking at her face) I am not this....u know I throw whateve comes to ma mind around the paper and hope for the best.. .. (hits the bottom of te pen on his forehead)
Gal- mm hmm ......
Gal- (jumps) ohh this cat, pfff...i am afraid of this cat.
{A cat jumps onto the bench where the gal was keeping her files and notes}
Gal- once this cat jumped upon the table of our prothonotary and ruined few of the affidavits , prothonotary excused and gave those parties time for rescheduling, could u believe it ..i am heard the matter would have gone exparte otherwise..this cat saved someone and made hell for the other
Max- is it , thats funny (hmm)
Gal- So what r u going to write now ?
Max- (silence) (looks at her face )
Gal –Ok u write abt xmas, trow Christmas right, u write abt xmas which im not familiar with
Max- Will u vreeead itt ?
Gal- Ofcourse !
Max- You know they jump upon every space they wish to jump
Gal- (looks at him confused)
Max- The cat..cats
Gal – ohh , yaa on top of whatever they find they want to, right.
Max- Yeah. (koppu max chill deuude)
***
Night,
Walk through this .....
The trick is as easy as u have learned it max, focus on ur strength, the trick is to leave the bod, leave this piece of meat and fly...travel wherever u want, focus!..
Afterall u have traveled allover te world, the moon the paradise wherever u want as a kid in ur dreams..lets make dreams come true max...transform yourself!
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I feel cloud .... i feel the cold, i feel the nature... the rule is to return back to the bod in couple of hours , max u fail and its gonna deteriorate, as far as i know max nobody has achieved anything beyond that, probably the god but no human ...as far as i know ! .....think think where u wanna go this chrsitmas day, you have this remarkable range of choices, this beautiful planet ‘u go anywhere there is magic, ur parents, friends, ur girl and then ur gal...and then there is god ..
Don’t get stuck with the time capsule max, travel as u wish ..
***
The Magi
The Night, The journey to Bethlehem
The most beautiful night..what am I feeling now, its not ecstasy, i cant explain what it is..it is beyond any explanation !
its not far to reach the destination, the barn, the manger where the lord is born..!
Max was walking slowly much slowly than he should have though it does not have anything to do with the desert or the climate , it is not like max had been traveling vast ocean of sand, the desert on ordinary course could have been an impossible task for human legs because of the sand and the desert air (on ordinary course the desert air soars to very high temperatures at night as there is nothing to avoid such a condition of sort from losing its heat., But this day it wasn’t like that,the climate was miraculously clear, the desert behaved very much serene celebrating the arrival of the lord .....
Max do you think anybody will believe you , No nobody, the history does not say ur physical existence, is it because u have left the bod, no no thats not the rule , the bod must have had left behind in ur home but living could see you, anybody could...then why did they failed to mark your existence, is it possible that i will miss the lord, Noo why shud i ? the barn is not too far....
It didn’t take much time to reach here and why is it taking more time to reach the destination now ? the anxiety ? , it forbids to move fast ? , possible !
Hey !
Max- Whos that ?
Myself Artaban.!
Max- Ohhh
Max- the fourth wise man (who missed it) !
Artaban – My Lord i find a human !, hey voyager i have missed my three friends..
(continues) Hey Voyager could you help me to find the way to my lord the teacher of the new righteous life, the saviour of mankind.
Max- yes I know the destination
Max- but the history says you have not made it Artaban
Artaban- (praying silently and praising the lord) (did not hear what max said)
Max- Artaban, i am gonna give u a spoiler..! history only remembers people who has made it, who have reached their destination, but not to be worried buddy people tend to have a liking for losers and u are going to be the only king whos name will be remembered , the other three who made it will be known as the kings, you are going to be known by your name, u know the following of cult..
Artaban –who are you and what are u saying ?
Max- i am a crazy traveller, my name is Max.
Artaban- May the lord help me and Max reach our destination, hail the lord !
Max- gold, and frankincense and myrrh.What are u going to gift ?
Artaban- u met my friends ?
Max- yes and what r u going to gift the lord ?
Artaban- love !
***
The door
Max stood outside the door
Max- (whispers) is he humping my gal ?
Yes you peeping tom and shes not ur gal.....
M...In the interest of justice and Equity my lord eoW!
Max- hey, whos that ? ..............................A Cat ?? /?
Cat- A cat.
Max- Saithaan saala billi bhi ban jaathe..
Cat –kaun saithaan, u r the saithaan you are the devil, the filthiest.
Max- Oh ye and how come u speak like us, humans ? u r not a cat ?
Cat- Indeed .,i have learned the trick just like u have learned many tricks..
Looking through the keyhole
Cat – oh yummy, come Max have a look at
Max- shut up !
Cat- Shes two kilos heavier than i have expected...oh that .. see her butt crack Max.,’ one u always ogle at while she argues in court , one u always think while u argue , one u dream while others argue ....an appreciable crack and now an employed one Meow...!
Max- shut up cat , You Are crazy !
cat –why do u bother if you are not bothered ? and why are you wearing goggles at night ?
Max- I ..I am one eyed, i have lost both my eyes during an accident..the one i have right now is my girls gift, she gifted one of her eye, a strange cause.
Cat- wow thats love, true love honey...is she the same girl being pumped inside ?
Max- shut up Cat don’t be obscene and this is not her , shes...shes the girl I am engaged to, she cud be in church now, the Christmas day !
Cat- ohhhh but thats love and maxi I know u don’t believe in love.!
Max- i don’t believe in anything.....................i believe in moments.
Max –Now you tell how , how do u do this ?
Cat – Ok listen max i belong to main coon, we r good other-species psychologists, simple as that,.. logical !?
Cat- and tell me why did u stopped your journey halfway, u didn’t even help Artaban reach his destination ? why , the devil clogged you ?
Max- Devil !?, there’s nothing called devil...i missed him for her....
Max- (continues) I sought to return back as early as possible, i could not handle it, i was missing her, i hate missing her Cat , i wanted her presence badly !
Cat- Who ? the gal inside? (looking through the hole)- yuck yuck i have stopped taking sip of anything runny.!
Max- very funny and stop teasing cat.
Cat-so why r u here if u r not peeping ?
Max- I am writing something for her.
Cat- Puke !
Max- Oh ye, i have never seen a cat puke, please !
Cat – tell me honey why r u here, u like to hear her moan, ye y e ?
Max –No Cat , I am not here for that,
***
Boooooom
The speed of that car is amazing alii max telling his friend over phone, Alii will call u trow , the mass is over , people are out.
Max was standing outside the old portugese church at flora fountain, standing outside the church he could see his office windows..the gal, shes still in work, meditated in work..
Max lits up a cigar , shakes his head and smiles wryly.!
Hi buddy !
Max- whos this ?
Myself Artaban
Max- What ? spiked, white shirt, watch ? are u sure ?..u did the transformation so smoothly buddy.
Artaban – just like u did that day.
Artaban- But you failed to help me that day..
Max looked at him
Artaban- I failed to meet the lord that day but i have been helping , loving people all these years , My lord works through me..my job is to make sure everybody i know gets salvation buddy.
Max – How ?
Artaban – I will be with you, I wanna save u, I wanna help you lead a pious life, life with a beautiful message., i have helped 784 peoples so far.
Max- the numbers haha , nice.
Max- Hey Buddy ( stares at the office window) (takes a puff)
Max continues - (looks around n finds a car on the opposite side of road) listen, could u see that big black car, u know cars right ?
Artaban – I know car..its an automobile, a self-propelled road vehicle designed to carry passengers.
Max- Amen, u r right...there are various cars around here, the BMWs, the Benz, the porsches, mahendras, fiats, maruthis, manzas, nanos yeh woh, different in structure n size even so a small kid can control a car provided they have a license and u know a car is synonymous to any other materialistic object or subject in this planet earth or outside the planet, we do send satellites u know .. we control them no matter how big, confusing or complicated they are...!
Artaban – looks at max and nods.
Max- you see those people, those beggars, feed them their problem is solved, look at that park, people sitting like crazy there they are called negritos, the negros they are on weed always , totally clueless about the surrounding, nevertheless u can control them. rehabilitate them u cure their disease, You have the cure for anything and everything in this bewildering world, except ?
Artaban – devil !
Max – mind,.. mind buddy, forget controlling others u don’t have control over yours.
Mobile ringing
Gal- hey charlatan what are u doing there, come up.
Max- Met an old friend of mine, Artaban.
Gal- Goan friend ?
Max- Hey i have some crazy stuff written for you
Gal- Bring it.
Max- will show you day after tomorrow, the day after Christmas.
Gal – I am waiting.
End.
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